From the candlelit studio of XR Brands, the Count Cockula begins as a devotion to master craftsmanship. Here silicone is treated as a living material, coaxed into form by hands that honor a patient, artisanal lineage. Each piece grows from a hand-drawn concept, then passes through a sculptor’s eyes—carefully shaped, tested, and refined—until its silhouette feels inevitable in the palm and promises discovery with every use.
Craftsmanship details: Cast in premium, phthalate-free silicone, the Count Cockula is produced in small batches to sustain density, resilience, and a silky-smooth surface. Hand-trimmed seams, meticulous polishing, and a measured balance between soft exterior and firm core ensure a tactile, responsive feel. The head’s grooved, brain-like crown invites teasing sensations; just below, a textured bulge heightens stimulation while the veined shaft adds realism. Bat-wing spines along the shaft and a sculpted base heighten grip, and the suction cup anchors hands-free play. Use with water-based lubricant for optimal glide.
Unique qualities: Each Count Cockula carries a fingerprint of its maker—subtle asymmetry, depth of tone, and a weight that feels carved rather than molded. Designed for solo sessions or harness-compatible play, it delivers a spectrum of experiences—from slow, deliberate exploration to more assertive thrusts. With 9 inches of overall length, 8 inches insertable, and diameters from 1.6 to 2.1 inches, it pairs dramatic presence with controlled comfort, offering a handcrafted ritual that honors movement, sensation, and the trust you place in your craft.